Q: What kind of bear is best?

A: You might think this a ridiculous question. False. Black bear. 

Q: What is your favorite color?

A: Pooping

Q: How many push ups can you do?

A: More than a black bear.

Q: Have you ever killed a man?

A: No, a woman.

Q: Does it hurt to be so tubular?

A: Yes. It’s a burden I must bear.

Q: Why don’t the make the whole plane out of the black box material?

A: Probably because it’s not aerodynamic. Also Beets.

Q: Uhh, yeah, I just wanna let you know the back of your head IS RIDICULOUS!

A: Uhh, thanks. No you can’t have my numba.

Q: WHAT’S YOUR NAME DELICATE?

A: Umm.. Evone. Please don’t tell me I have a French ass name

Q: What kind of perfume do you wear?

A: Sex panther.